If you happen to have read something totally shred-worthy and you think you can make me giggle, I'd love guest submissions. Just drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your entry in it (I like a picture on top of each post, but if you can't think of one I'll do it) and I'll throw it up on the board and see who salutes. Just remember to REALLY shred that thing; dig in your teeth and rip it to bits. Always keeping humor on the front burner of course; this place is supposed to be fun!
And if you want me to keep it anonymous, that's no problem either. Just let me know in the email.