Friday, April 15, 2011

Trigger Warning!

Idiocy ahead.

Appropriate and necessary use of the word rape: To describe what has happened to someone who has been forced or coerced into a sex act.

Inappropriate and unnecessary use of the word rape: To describe what has "been done to you" by the IRS and/or US Government by requiring you to pay taxes.

1  /reɪp/ Show Spelled [reyp] Show IPA noun, verb, raped, rap·ing.
1.the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.

(So, the forcible sodomy of a man in prison - of which there are about 200 times that of rape against women in any given year - isn't rape. Only women can be raped. Rape is whatever a woman says it is. Women NEVER lie. Remember, that was from our primer.)

2.any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
3.statutory rape. act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.

5.Archaic . the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
–verb (used with object)

DING! DING! DING! force to have sexual intercourse. plunder (a place); despoil. seize, take, or carry off by force.
–verb (used without object)

DING! DING! DING! commit rape.

And this is just What if I used a GOOD dictionary?

Somebody's a dingaling. I like this new dinging; makes shredding a bit easier.


  1. You may be onto something...there's another word that describes what the government does to begins with "F" and rhymes with "duck."


  2. Ain't that the truth! If you saw the bill we just got you'd shitcherpants. I am.